I'm a just a girl in the world, 17 in a couple of months. Do you see what I did there with the title?

''Now the music divides
Us into tribes
You choose your side
I'll choose my side''
- Arcade Fire, 'Suburban War'

Does it have to?

Follow if you just came back from Paris where you unwillingly witnessed no less than 3 penises

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Hungry Like the DeWolff

They’ve kind of been a guilty pleasure of mine over the past few days. What’s not to like?

They’re Dutch

They inexplicably sing in English

They’re cute (Not in that way! One of them is, like totally 13, according to their Google-translated German Wikipedia page*)

There’s 3 of them (that’s a magic number, didn’t you know)

They dress like Austen Powers

And they make twee, experienceless funk rock with the jazziest keys this side of the 3rd floor corridor

Observe:

DeWolff - Wicked Moon by kialy

*anything Google-translated is a fucking comedy routine in its own right. Case in point: ”they discovered they had a recording contract in August 2008”. They discovered, eh? they must’ve been well pleased

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